Fed up after being left on the bench again, perhaps this is a snowman soccer star sub frozen out by the coach.
Even snowmen have to face the long commute into work, where there's a cold reception for shirkers.
That's what we call a snowman, a giant statue snapped at a Sandinavian snow sculpture show.
Who killed the Snowman? That's a question for the cold case squad.
Top Gear mystery driver The Stig had a cold start in Nuneaton, thanks to 13 year-old twins Jack and Harry Thomson.