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The big black cat spotted lurking in woodland only a stone&#8217;s throw from Chateau Lockley is, in all probability, a big cat called Whiskers.<a href=\"http://www.sundaymercury.net/news/columnists/mike-lockley/2012/01/15/mike-lockley-the-truth-behind-big-black-cat-sightings-is-revealed-66331-30119868/\" class=\"readlink\" >Read</a>\r\n\t</p></div>\r\n\t</div></tm:contentobject>\n\t\t\t\t</div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t<div class=\"storylist\">\n\t\t\n<ul>\n\t\t\t\t<li class=\"slo21069340itb sli3 o30119868\"\n\t\t\t\t\t>\n\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<tm:contentobject objectid=\"30119868\" method=\"r2_headline_only\" type=\"article\">\r\n\t\t\t\t<a \r\n\thref=\"http://www.sundaymercury.net/news/columnists/mike-lockley/2012/01/15/mike-lockley-the-truth-behind-big-black-cat-sightings-is-revealed-66331-30119868/\" >\r\n\tMike Lockley: The truth behind big black cat sightings is revealed</a></tm:contentobject></li>\n\t\t\t\t<li class=\"slo21069340itb sli4 o30078085\"\n\t\t\t\t\t>\n\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<tm:contentobject objectid=\"30078085\" method=\"r2_headline_only\" type=\"article\">\r\n\t\t\t\t<a \r\n\thref=\"http://www.sundaymercury.net/news/columnists/mike-lockley/2012/01/08/mike-lockley-i-haven-t-shed-a-tear-for-my-facebook-friend-north-korean-president-kim-jong-il-66331-30078085/\" >\r\n\tMike Lockley: I haven\'t shed a tear for my Facebook friend North Korean president Kim Jong-il</a></tm:contentobject></li>\n\t\t\t\t<li class=\"slo21069340itb sli5 o30078087\"\n\t\t\t\t\t>\n\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<tm:contentobject objectid=\"30078087\" method=\"r2_headline_only\" type=\"article\">\r\n\t\t\t\t<a \r\n\thref=\"http://www.sundaymercury.net/news/columnists/mike-lockley/2012/01/08/mike-lockley-cigarette-warnings-are-costing-a-packet-66331-30078087/\" >\r\n\tMike Lockley: Cigarette warnings are costing a packet</a></tm:contentobject></li>\n\t\t\t\t<li class=\"slo21069340itb sli6 o29970771\"\n\t\t\t\t\tstyle=\"display:none\">\n\t\t\t\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<tm:contentobject objectid=\"29970771\" method=\"r2_headline_only\" type=\"article\">\r\n\t\t\t\t<a \r\n\thref=\"http://www.sundaymercury.net/news/columnists/mike-lockley/2011/12/18/mike-lockley-haunted-by-a-terrifying-ghost-of-christmas-past-in-70s-platform-heels-66331-29970771/\" >\r\n\tMike Lockley: Haunted by a terrifying Ghost of Christmas Past &#8211; in 70s platform heels!</a></tm:contentobject></li><li><a class=\"more-articles\"\n\t\t\t\thref=\"http://www.sundaymercury.net/news/columnists/mike-lockley/\">More from the Mike Lockley column\n\t\t\t</a></li></ul>\n\t\t</div>\n\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"verticalalign\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\n\t\t\t\t<p></p>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t</div>\n\t\t\n\t\t\t</div>\n\t\t\n\t<script type=\"text/javascript\">\n\t//<![CDATA[\nif (tm.teaserBlocks) {\n\t//\n\ttm.teaserBlocks.removeBlockedPicTeasers(\n\t\t$($(\'.slo21069340bt\').get(0)).parents()[0]\n\t);\n}\n\t//]]>\n\t</script>\n\t');
