Son's snogging ruined Match of The Day

Nov 16 2008 by Mike Lockley, Sunday Mercury

wARRIVED home last night to discover my son and his girlfriend sprawled on our sofa.

They were so enveloped in each other, I thought they might be playing Twister. I coughed diplomatically, pointed out the love-struck pair were lying on the TV remote.. The pair looked miffed.“At least while they’re in the living room,” reasoned Julie, “we know what they’re doing.”We know what they’re doing, alright. I just wished they didn’t do it during Match of the Day.