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Jackson: Name game

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wMy son, Ben, is now three years old.

Which means he’s learning oodles and oodles at the moment.

In fact, he’s just discovered his second name, which makes for a few interesting conversations.

Looking at me, he says, “Daddy Jackson!”

Then he points at the missus: “Mummy Jackson!”

Next, he pats himself on the head, while chirping, “Ben Jackson!”

But he’s not finished yet. “And... Pushchair Jackson!!!!”

Of course, I could correct him, but haven’t had the heart as yet.

Besides, I’m kinda hoping the Government will award me child benefit payments for raising Pushchair Jackson...

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