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Jackson: Let Abu live with Alexandra

EXTREMIST Abu Qatada, has been released on bail and probably won't have to face terrorist charges in Jordan.

Why?

Because the Jordanians may decide to treat him rather badly, and perhaps even execute poor diddums.

Which really would be an outrage. If anyone is going to do the executing, it should be us.

Either that, or find an even worse punishment.

Like forcing him to spend a whole week in a cellar with ferocious ex-Big Brother Housemate, Alexandra De Gale. That'd teach him.

Lorne Jackson

Lorne Jackson

Forget I'm A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here - throw the celebs into the real jungle... Westminster

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