Sunday Mercury - Columnists - George Tyndale

Tyndale: After Swedish shambes and Capello catasrophe we must appoint English boss

Sunday Mercury — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT

IF you spent more than £20 million on something, you’d expect it to be good, wouldn’t you?

Tyndale: Abu Qatada situation makes us a laughing stock

Sunday Mercury — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT

IT could only happen in Britain, couldn’t it?

What is the point of the Queen having to listen to Kylie, Jay z, Sir Cliff Richard, Sir Paul McCartney, Sir Elton John and JLS? It's just pointless

Sunday Mercury — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT

YOU have to ask what the poor old Queen has done wrong to be subjected to the horror of a pop concert to mark her diamond jubilee.

Tyndale: Why Parents SHOULD be allowed to smack their children

Sunday Mercury — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT

WHO do these liberal commentators and wishy-washy social workers think they are when they lecture parents about the alleged wrongs of smacking?

Twerps like Alistair Darling just don't get it

Sunday Mercury — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT

TWERPS like Alistair Darling – they just don’t get it, do they?

George Tyndale: Lithuanian Rimvydas Liorancas should never have been in the country to kill Avtar and Carole Kolar in the first place

Sunday Mercury — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT

IT is inexcusable that a prisoner accused of a high-profile double murder should be allowed to top himself.

George Tyndale: Leave Jon Terry at home

Sunday Mercury — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:00:00 GMT

SO John Terry has finally been stripped of the England captaincy.

George Tyndale: Lay off the Great British fry-up

Sunday Mercury — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 07:00:00 GMT

IT’S time to lock up the food fascists and throw away the key.

George Tyndale: We should have made an example of Mario Balotelli

Sunday Mercury — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT

ONE of the country’s most high-profile footballers stands accused of stamping on the head of an opponent.

George Tyndale: Why I am cheesed off about Benefit Britain

Sunday Mercury — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT

IF you keep feeding a mouse cheese and give him (and his lover and their children from various different partners) a cosy place to live, they will all stay put.

Celebrity Big Brother offers dizzy old bird Denise Walsh a chance to flash her saggy boobs

Sunday Mercury — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT

SOMEBODY called Denise Welch, who is not very famous, is said to be embarrassed after flashing her saggy boobs on Celebrity Big Brother. She should be.

Tyndale: Birmingham should ditch the German Christmas Market

Sunday Mercury — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT

IT doesn’t say much for England’s alleged Second City when it has to rely on German sausage sellers to attract people at Christmas.

George Tyndale: Why Rifleman Sachin Limbu deserves a special mention.

Sunday Mercury — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT

THERE have been countless stories of heroism involving British troops in Afghanistan but the plight of Rifleman Sachin Limbu deserves a special mention.

George Tyndale: Have the past 18 years, and the senseless murder of Stephen Lawrence really taught us nothing?

Sunday Mercury — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT

AND then there were three...

George Tyndale: Doctors must NOT be allowed to aid suicide

Sunday Mercury — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 00:00:00 GMT

THEY already make a killing when it comes to their salaries.

George Tyndale: The antidote to Mr and Mrs Smug and their New Year resolutions

Sunday Mercury — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 09:07:00 GMT

SO it’s the first day of 2012 and the promise of the new year lies before us.

George Tyndale: Who cares about murderers?

Sunday Mercury — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 06:00:00 GMT

THE do-gooders are at it again, calling for an overhaul of the criminal justice system to let killers get away with murder.

Tyndale: Brainless halfwit zombies are costing the txpayers money

Sunday Mercury — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 00:00:00 GMT

MILLIONS of Britons are sleepwalking their way into debt like brainless zombies – and there are no prizes for guessing who’ll be lumbered with the bill.

George Tyndale: Nigella Lawson and the food porn cover shoots

Sunday Mercury — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 00:00:00 GMT

THE face-filling, self-promoting, stupidly wealthy lady doth protest too much.

Tyndale: If people want to eat themselves to death then let them

Sunday Mercury — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 00:00:00 GMT

THERE are several ways to prevent yourself from dying of cancer: stop smoking, cut down on the booze, eat more fruit and veg – and, err, don’t get cancer.