What a goose!

I’D class myself as an average sort of bloke, but I’ve had gorgeous girls who are well out of my class fawning over me and plain ones who are lucky to be asked refusing to go out with me. How does that work?Read

Does she love my money?

I’M very lucky to own a very comfortable home and my own business that’s still doing well, plus have plenty put by for a rainy day.Read

We need a break from the kids

ALTHOUGH I love our kids dearly, the pair of them wear me out. If she could face facts, my wife would realise that they exhaust her, too.Read

Viagra giggle has backfired

Viagra giggle has backfiredRead

Hubbie wants to have sex on lawn with neighbours watching

Q WE’D both got a bit tiddly at a barbecue party, and my husband started on about his sex fantasies. One was doing it with someone on the back lawn, with the neighbours looking. I was shocked, not just by the exhibitionism but by that “with someone” – not with me! Should I worry?Read

It always ends in tears after sex

My wife says she loves me and I believe her. I do my best to please her and treat her tenderly in bed but, sometimes, after we’ve made love I see tears in her eyes.Read

Marriage doubts

Marriage doubtsRead

So much that I need to change

So much that I need to changeRead

I’m suffering and he wants a cook!

I’m suffering and he wants a cook!Read

My sorry sex life

Q WHAT’S a “normal” sex life? As a youngster, I used to think of little else.Read

My chat-up line was pathetic

I FINALLY got talking to a gorgeous girl I’ve had my eye on.Read

Her new love is much too dull

MY best friend is a lovely, bubbly, likeable, girl. But she’s been a romantic airhead since our schooldays.Read

How do I cope with my girl?

Q I’m a Clark Kent sort rather than superman, so I was bowled over when I clicked with this beautiful, bubbly, girl – after she sat on my lap during her karaoke turn at our firm’s Christmas bash. A year on, nothing’s changed. She’s a born exhibitionist. I thought we were attracted opposites but I now realise I’m just her stooge. How do I upstage her?Read

Even Santa must rein in spending

Q My husband’s job is connected to the motor industry. We’re on tenterhooks waiting to see whether he’ll keep it once the recession really bites. His commission is already way down and we’re determined to cut back a bit on Christmas, just in case. It’s just that our friends make it really difficult.Read

Husband raved about our neighbour's big boobs

Q We were in the pub with friends who pointed out a neighbour and her husband on the other side of the bar. My not-so-beloved started raving about her big boobs. He kept glancing at me and my size 32A while he verbally slavered over her great bust. Should I ignore it or slap him down for it?Read

I was merely having a moan

Q I moaned about my partner to my best pal. My friend took my moaning very seriously. She made her feelings about him so horribly clear it shocked me. Now she keeps asking if I’ll leave him or let him walk all over me. I feel guilty for sparking this off.Read

I was merely having a moan

I Q I moaned about my partner to my best pal. My friend took my moaning very seriously. She made her feelings about him so horribly clear it shocked me. Now she keeps asking if I’ll leave him or let him walk all over me. I feel guilty for sparking this off.Read

Heartache over cancer victim

Q A close friend is dying of cancer, now mostly bedridden and being cared for by her husband. With nursing help, organised by their doctor, he seems to be coping very well, practically. Psychologically, I’m afraid things are going very wrong – for both of them.Read

Relatively afraid

Q I DON’T know what to make of my boyfriend’s refusal to meet my family or introduce me to his. My parents keep asking when I’m going to take him to see them. After weeks of excuses, I told him I didn’t think he’d ever come with me. He promised he would, but said it was ‘a bit soon’. We’ve been together nearly six months now! How long must I wait?Read

My Sister is playing up

Q I WAS 14 when my dad left me, my mum and my eight year-old sister. Mum got bad depression and will now marry a friend who helped her through. But my sister winds him up, then, if he tells her off, she says he’s got no right. LEE, RedditchRead