A Complete History Of My Sexual Failure (18)

Jul 28 2008 By Roz Laws

FILM-MAKER Chris Waitt, having been dumped by his latest girlfriend after just three weeks, decides to make a documentary about his personal problems.

He realises he’s been dumped by every girlfriend he’s ever had, so he sets out to interview his exes to find out what’s wrong with him, but doesn’t have much luck persuading them to talk.

“The answer will always be no,” is one of the politest responses. One girl threatens to sue him, while another says: “All I remember is you were a jerk.”

There are quite a few laugh out loud moments, but Chris is whiney, lazy, scruffy and deluded, so it’s easy to understand why he’s so hopeless at relationships – especially when he tells us, in detail, about his sexual problems.

It all goes a bit strange in the middle when he visits an S&M dungeon and overdoses on Viagra.

If nothing else, it will make you feel better about your own life.