Forget the ban - Van Morrison has to be listened to with alcohol

Sep 22 2008 By Lorne Jackson

GRUMPY Van Morrison has banned fans from buying alcohol during his UK concerts because it’s “off-putting”.

That’s so unfair. The only way to endure his dire dirge is by slugging a large dose of the hard stuff.

Hopefully Van will give the audience something else to make his singing more endurable.

Perhaps the irritable Irishman should be handing out ear muffs.