The foolish queue to be unfulfilled at a price they can ill afford Pyromaniac show-offs send sparks skywards regardless of the time or cost While Jools celebrates like it's live rather than over-rehearsed and recorded earlier The old man shuffles out the back door coal in hand to come back in the front We who think we know better sit in silent remembrance with misplaced hope that this year might be different.... Read

Frankie Cocozza, remember him? Me neither.... Read